9 juin 2015


The first time I saw the Descendents 
They were the fastest band I'd ever seen
No one in the crowd really cared for them
We were waiting for the Alley Cats to play

After a couple months I heard 'Kabuki Girl'
On Rodney on the ROQ late sunday night
That was enough for me
I hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza and bought my all time favorite record

The next time I went to the Whisky
It was D.O.A with Millions of Dead Cops
The latter band played faster than I could believe
But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
'Cept 'John Wayne was a nazi'
And Joey Shithead was a drunk
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp
'Cause having long hair was a mistake

The third time I went to the hospital
I needed thirteen stitches in my head
I managed to catch about six songs of Ill Repute
Then some suicidal threw me into a post
My girlfriend started to cry 'cause we had to leave
Before D.R.I. played 50 lousy songs
My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash

Stitches - NoFX